SPAMLAND!!!!!

I miss SC2Forums where we had SpamLand. Anyway, so I'm going start back up a game we played on there -- it was really fun.

BTW, the Game.

Anyway, so here's how it works: Someone wishes for something, and then the next person grants it, but adds onto it in order to make it a disappointing wish.

So like, "I wish I had a motorcycle." might be a wish -- and then the next person would say, "Granted, but it has no engine." Before moving on. Now, no racist jokes, like "I wish I had a baby" and then "Granted, but it's black." None of that now... that's not good. So, I'll start =3

I wish that I had a tropical island!!

>_> so who's going to ruin that one for me?

Granted, but it's not big enough to hold you.

I wish I had a yoshi

but it's dead....


I wish that I the people I find obnoxious would go away...

Granted, but they took all the world's chocolate with them.

I wish I had a lvl 61 (living!!) pet.

Granted...

BUUUTTTT it's a metal >_> (and you have no saddles)

I wish that I could beat this blasted Mario Game!!! D<

Granted, but then you have to go to martial arts.

I wish I had a beautiful, not haunted, mansion

Granted

But it takes too much to upkeep it and you go bankrupt... and homeless...

I wish I had a million US dollars =3

Granted, but it's stolen money so the police take it back and you get arrested.

I wish there were more smileys

Granted, but they would be smilies that only you couldn't use.

OH I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BEEE--EEEEEEEE! CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER, EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!

Granted, but everyone only loves you because they want to eat you.

I wish finals were over!

Granted, but we're back in school.

I wish that jasper that stupid dog would stop barking at everything (including the air D<)

P.S. WHY IS THERE NO DOG ICON??!?!?!?!

P.S.S. I WISH FOR A DOG ICON, TOO! D<

Granted, now he only barks at you.

and your other wish is granted but all the other smilies disappear.


I wish I had some fried chicken

Granted, but it tastes bad (even with S&S sauce)

I wish that my parents would make dinner >_<

Granted, but it's only peanut butter and bananas.

I wish I had a new, fun video game.

Granted, but it's broken and you can't play it.

I wish I lived in Florida!!

Granted, but you get attacked by an alligator.

I wish it wasn't so hot during the summer. D<

Granted, but you freeze to death.

I wish I was rich with non-stolen, US money.

Granted, but it's a forgery and therefore useless (and THEN you get arrested by the police!)

I wish that I could visit Europe~

granted, but you're stuck in france and no one there understands you and you cant understand them so you cant really get anywhere.

I wish I had a good book to read

Granted, but it's missing half of its pages

I wish that I was a shape-shifter~!

granted, but you can only change into a gnat.

I wish I was telekinetic

Granted, but you can only use your powers to hurt yourself.

I wish that I didn't have stomach fat D<

Granted but now you have fat everywhere else

I wish I could think of something else to wish for

Granted, but you have too many things to wish for, you can't just pick one.

I wish I could have my own pet tiger. =3

Granted but it eats you.

I wish I had a pet hedgehog