SPAMLAND!!!!!

Granted, but it only sends out the embarrassing and bad thoughts, and deletes all the others.

I wish I was fit and healthy.

Granted, but you're only fit and healthy in the mind.

I wish I didn't over analyze a bunch of things.

Granted, but now you don't anylze anything

i wish my friends cousins didnt have this crazy thought that what they say happens. pffffffffffffft they dont know me, idiots so sad =P

Granted, but now the rest of your family does it.

I really wish that I had understood Kiki's last wish @_@

Granted, but now you don't understand everything else.

I wish the Tech camp I went to lasted longer.

Granted, but all you guys do is eat and sleep.

I wish that my German lessons would start soon D=

Granted, but the teacher doesn't speak German

I wish I could stay up as long as I want.

Granted, but now everything else in your life is dictated by someone else.

I wish that we had more fireworks to set off @_@

Granted, but you end up setting some things on fire...

I wish I could set off some fireworks. D< (They're illegal here in Iowa DX)

Granted, but the ones you set off are all duds

(It's illegal here, too, but that didn't stop my family from setting them off XD)

I wish that every guy found me attractive >_> (that's b.s., but whatever)

(Lolz)

Granted, but not attractive in a good way.

I wish I could find someone selling a Punk II costume. D<

Granted, but they refuse to sell it to you.

I wish that there was more books to this book series (even though I'm like on the eighth book and there's a ninth one out that I have yet to buy >_>)

Granted, there are 5 more books in the series. They all suck.

I wish I got more bids at Gramps' People Auction thingy last night. Dx

Granted, but it's they're all bids in bubblegum wrappers.

I wish I had slept more last night.

Granted, but you get absolutely no sleep tonight.

I wish that Sirius Black hadn't of died. T^T (From Harry Potter xD)

Granted, but now everyone else from Harry Potter dies D=

I wish that I had MORE than 90 posts =X

Granted, but not on this forum.. o.o

I wish I had more than 50 posts. :3

Granted, but then the entire system shuts down and starts recounting >_>

I wish I could just quit martial arts already

Granted (forsrslolz), but now you can't do anything else.

I wish I could physically slap people I meet on the Internet.

Granted, but they can slap you back... and a lot harder.

I wish school was funner D=

Granted, now EVERYTHING outside of school is not.

I wish I wasn't so tired... ><

Granted. Now you're full of energy, all the time, and can't sleep even if you want to.

I wish I had time to play DoMO more often. :<

Granted, now that's the only thing you can ever do. o.o

I wish summer lasted longer... DX

Granted, and now the world is a barren wasteland from the Greenhouse Effect.

I wish kids weren't such little brats.

Granted, now adults are. O_o;

I wish I was a Sprite!~ 8D