SPAMLAND!!!!!

Granted, but then it would always stick you with its needles

I wish that I could marry Bill Kaulitz (what the hell, I'm losing ideas)

Granted but he becomes an alcoholic and spends all his money on drinks until you're broke and living in a box.

I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but it's burnt

I wish that I liked peanut butter <3

Granted, but now you're allergic to it.

I wish I had a new kitty (LIVING!)

Granted, but it always hurts and scratches you and runs away (you never said DoMO kitty)

I wish that my ruby would be lvl 60 already

Granted, but it comes back to you at 10 loyalty.

I wish I was a little taller

granted, but ur taller then every male alive

wish i had a bonus badge

Granted, but it's only for a minute >_<

I wish that I was funnier >_>

granted, but only the stupid kinda funny that no one but u gets

i wish i had my meru allready

Granted, but it won't let you summon it.

I wish my brother wasn't so annoying. D<

Granted, but now you have an annoying sister.

I wish that the forums would stop spamming me with emails about the threads XD

Granted, but you never get another email ever again. o.o;

I wish I could get over my writer's block. >_>

Granted, but it's not for the story that you're currently writing.

I wish I would stop procrastinating on my story XD

Granted, but everything you start writing in your story is crappy.

I wish I could figure out why my signature isn't showing.

Granted, but then your head would explode with the knowledge.

I wish I was immortal (like Annia)

Granted, but you're locked up in a dungeon for your whole life.

I wish Luna would stop calling me a vampire

Granted, but now she starts calling you Aryan.

I wish I could think of something to wish for. >_<

Granted, but then someone will ruin your wish D=

I wish that robins would stop stalking me and that leaves would stop attacking me.

Granted but now Starlings are following you and rabid pigs are attacking you.

I wish it was christmas and it was warm during it

Granted, but it turns into a HORRIBLE Christmas, you get no presents and no goodies. D=

I wish time could skip ahead to my birthday in 2012.

Granted but you get no good presents

I wish Odin was my pet in real life

Granted but then the world ends

I wish merchant was a better job

@ Gramps

Granted, he would make mighty good bacon. =3

I wish I could find a good book to read. =/

But you can't read the lanuage it is in

I wish i had more cds

Granted, but they're all CDs you hate.

I wish I didn't have to wait every single week for a new episode of Shugo Chara. >_>