SPAMLAND!!!!!

Granted, but you can no longer ride any rollercoasters due to your height

I wish I was a demon

Granted, and Z can't think of any creative way to corrupt this wish, so she will just go ahead and skip that part.

I wish I could buy some AP with the birthday money I've got this year. ._.

Granted, but you get no birthday money.

I wish I could move to Florida already (93 days...).

Granted, but a hurricane comes along and kills you

I wish i had a new, cute sweater

Granted, then you spill stuff on it, put it in the wash, it shrinks and the stains didn't come out... and they never will.

I wish it would snow again soon..

Granted, but it's a fierce snowstorm, and you're stuck inside with no electricity.

I wish school was closer to over.

Granted, but you failed and have to go to summer school

I wish i had tickets for the Slayer concert T.T

Granted, but something comes up at the last minute and you're not able to go.

I wish my parents weren't such a pain in the a-- .... uh, butt. <_<;

Granted, now they're a pain in the neck (and Z! really, bad words D=)

I wish i could get out more o.o

Granted, but you get out too much and have basically no personal time for video games and whatnot.

I wish our guild was still a thing and we would have happy fun times and be the bestest of friends. <3

Granted, but that means Kiki comes back too (-.-)

I wish DOMO was back up and running

But I loved Kiki. ;_;

Granted, but every other game dies.

I wish people would log on to their emails and see this by chance. ;D